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Grumpiest Old Men 3

I really liked the first two Grumpy Old Men movies. But this third one is just dumb.

CuTRis Imposes Tarrifs on Trump and China

CuTRis Imposes Tarrifs on Trump and China UnAssociated Press April 9, 2025 Earlier today, CuTRis imposed an 82 million billion trillion percent "reciprocal" tariff on Donald Trump , and a 44 million billion percent "reciprocal" tarrif on China . The stock market has reacted favorably. Even though he doesn't have stock , CuTRis stock went up 98 trillion points.

Video of Chinese Spy Balloon being Shot Down

Actual video of the Chinese spy balloon being shot down! https://youtu.be/3DjyCb_bahI

CuTRis Flys Balloon Over China

CuTRis Flys Balloon Over China UnAssociated Press February 3, 2023 After learning about a Chinese spy balloon over Montana , CuTRis bought a helium balloon from Dollar Tree , that says, "Happy Birthday." He is now flying it over China . When asked why he is doing this, CuTRis shrugged and said, "just to freak them out."

CuTRis Visits Taiwan, But China Doesn't Care

CuTRis Visits Taiwan, But China Doesn't Care UnAssociated Press August 3, 2022 It is reported that shortly after Nancy Pelosi left Taiwan , CuTRis arrived in Taipei . But apparently, China didn't really care--citing that CuTRis is nobody special . CuTRis responded by saying that China is "stupid." This prompted China to fly some war planes near CuTRis , and yell some bad words in Chinese at him. Then CuTRis stuck his tongue out, and finally decided to go home.

China Cracks Down on Winnie the Pooh

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2017/07/18/winnie-the-pooh-censorship-china-jnd-orig-vstan.cnn The most insidious character to ever infiltrate China...

Chinese Government is in Your Butt

Chinese Government is in Your Butt UnAssociated Press February 26, 2013 Hackers within the Chinese government have apparently hacked into a secret United States government database that contains the exact circumference of everyone in America's butt. The implications are not fully known at this time, but one high ranking U.S. official said "the situation stinks and it is not likely to get any better." The Chinese government has denied looking up our butts.