Chinese Government is in Your Butt

Chinese Government is in Your Butt
UnAssociated Press
February 26, 2013

Hackers within the Chinese government have apparently hacked into a secret United States government database that contains the exact circumference of everyone in America's butt. The implications are not fully known at this time, but one high ranking U.S. official said "the situation stinks and it is not likely to get any better."

The Chinese government has denied looking up our butts.

Comments

Jaggibutt said…

I think there is some old ancient Chinese proverb that says always know what an object is made out of before you haul off and kick it?

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