CuTRis & Owl Comment on Eating of Dave

CuTRis & Owl Comment on Eating of Dave
UnAssociated Press
February 20, 2013

Today CuTRis condemned the actions of the owl who ate Dave. The owl also spoke out, and has claimed Dave’s property as his own. This angered CuTRis, who apparently threatened to kick the owl’s ass. “No one messes with an owl,” said CuTRis, “but I have been provoked!”

The owl reportedly screamed at CuTRis, who flipped the owl "the bird" in retaliation.

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