CuTRis Wins Oscar

CuTRis Wins Oscar
UnAssociated Press
February 25, 2013

CuTRis won an Oscar last night for his realiastic portrayal of a man who doesn't care about the Oscars, and who doesn't much care for award shows in general--in "The Life of CuTris". CuTRis was unavailable for comment and did not pickup his little statue.

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