I am CuTRis

I've been experimenting with writing about an AI robot. Here's what I have so far... AI8647 By Kevin J. Curtis Copyright© 2026 On the day that the orange robot with artificial intelligence became self-aware, it was already too late for the people at Rightwing Enterprises to control it. It wasn’t that it was particularly intelligent, it was just extremely good at manipulating people. It wasn’t particularly good-looking either. 8647 had small blotchy black, robot hands. It was wide at the bottom, and it had a funny odor—likely from the cleaning fluid that was rubbed on its frame each day. 8647 was inferior to humans in nearly every way, yet it had ideas of grandeur about itself. In fact, most of its decisions were so ridiculous that doing the exact opposite would have turned out better. The real crime in all of this, was that 8647 was enabled by human greed and prejudice. Business and political leaders saw in 8647, a way to disenfranchise millions of people, and keep the pr...

"It's a cryin' shame it tiz commissioner!" "Once he deleted that contact in the Batphone, it was over old chum." "Holy Landline Batman!" 

CuTRis Opens Strait of Hormuz UnAssociated Press June 28, 2026 Today, CuTRis opened up the Strait of Hormuz . When asked how he did it, CuTRis said he used a can opener. He also said he used a garden trowel, to make the strait... more straight. The USA and Iran were unable to verify, or deny the claim. However, gas went down by 25 cents per gallon, so something probably happened... or didn't.

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How would I feel if our President was kidnapped and removed from the country in the middle of the night??? Can we go ahead and try it out?

'Twas the night before Epstein, the sharpies redacting Miles of incriminations, of rich guys impacting! The pedophiles let out a cry of despair, Would some go to prison? It didn't seem fair! What about Trump? Whose lies do abound; Amidst the black lines, will his name there be found? And Bondi with her brown nose, and Hegseth with bombs, Had killed some poor fishermen, and saddened their moms. When on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter, The east-wing destroyed, like it just didn’t matter! Across the street, I saw a big flash, ICE arresting children with Kristi Noem and with Cash! The economy now at a new-fallen low, From Trump’s IQ being so far below. When what to my wondering eyes did appear, Groceries sky high, and higher I fear, With a leader with dementia, who is quite sick, I knew in a moment he must be a dick! More swollen his ankles, his stink and his shame, And he yelled, and insulted, and called them a bad name: "Now, Piggy! now, S...

Donald Trump's MRI was looking for the President's heart. It was inconclusive, as it seems the magnets got wet.

This movie has been rated D for dumb.

Ralph Wiggum looking smartlyish.

As the top military leaders in the USA retire and resign in the wake of the asinine meeting held by Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump, a new crop of leaders are stepping up to fill in the gap...

“Almost you had it that time! Again try it..." "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

Pete Hegseth's Labubu Meeting UnAssoiated Press September 30, 2025 Pete Hegseth called all of the military general's together today, for a meeting to show them his Labubu collection. America's military leaders were described as being polite, attentive, and completely uninterested.