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Donald Trump's MRI was looking for the President's heart. It was inconclusive, as it seems the magnets got wet.

This movie has been rated D for dumb.

Ralph Wiggum looking smartlyish.

As the top military leaders in the USA retire and resign in the wake of the asinine meeting held by Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump, a new crop of leaders are stepping up to fill in the gap...

“Almost you had it that time! Again try it..." "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

Pete Hegseth's Labubu Meeting UnAssoiated Press September 30, 2025 Pete Hegseth called all of the military general's together today, for a meeting to show them his Labubu collection. America's military leaders were described as being polite, attentive, and completely uninterested.

Trump Ended 99,007 Wars UnAssociated Press September 23, 2025 McDonald Trump has just stunned the world, with his latest boast of nonsensical numbers--that he's stopped 99,007... wait... 99,010 wars. How does he do it? The math makes no sense, the words contain no truth, or even logic, and yet he still has a(n albeit shrinking), legion of followers. Give him his due, his imaginary world, boasts imaginary accomplishments, the likes of none ever recorded in the general reality. And stop with the hate speech everyone! That is reserved only, for Trump and his merry band of underachievers.

Is your economy good? Are you getting along with your neighbors? Are things things equitable for all people? Is the job market strong? Then you need the new superhero, "Stupor Dumm!" Stupor Dumm will have your economy in a shambles, unemployment on the rise, your neighbors will hate you and and only rich people--especially if they're white, will be able to get ahead!

Filling in for Jimmy Kimmel   Click on link below for video. https://youtu.be/bWQYDGF2b-E?si=6EKCIFCIInJmlkuU

Under the direction of RFK, Jr., the U.S. Department of Health, has, changed the status of bleeding. Henceforth, bleeding will not be considered a health threat, and so stopping bleeding, may not be covered by insurance. Have a great day!

RFK, Jr.'s Backward Healthcare UnAssociated Press September 6, 2025 Good news Americans! RFK Jr. is calling for the use of bloodletting , as a primary medical treatment. By utilizing outdated medical procedures, we will be healthier than ever!

We should probably all stop talking about the Epstein files and wondering what's in the Epstein files. We should be quiet about whether Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. Just let the Epstein files go away and don't mention the Epstein files anymore. Stop wondering why so many FBI personnel were reassigned to check what's in the Epstein files, so that it can be redacted if it's ever released. Remember, the thing about the Epstein files is, that according to Pam Bondi, the Epstein files were both on her desk and also non-existent. So all of this talk about the Epstein files, is something that just won't go away even though Donald Trump would like it too. So please, don't mention the Epstein files so much because the more we talk about the Epstein files, the more the Epstein files issue will not go away.

Also photographed with Epstein, Kotter, Horshack, Washington, Barbarino, Woodman...

Donald Trump Plans to Visit Hell UnAssociated Press May 27, 2025 President Trump is planning to fly his new (old) "Palace in the sky" down to hell for a visit with the dark lord himself. "I've known him for years," said Trump on so-so media, "we agree on most things and his home is a very warm place." Of course Trump had a lot more to say, and much of it was incoherent. But apparently, Mr. Trump would like to warehouse legal immigrants in hell, and also potentially U.S. citizens who disagree with him.

“ICE took Jesus!” shouted Garcia. “Immigration?” replied Hassan. “But Jesus is a citizen, and a carpenter.” “They said he is a criminal,” said Garcia. “And here illegally.” “It’s the Orange One,” replied Bob. “He is sending everyone who he doesn’t like away to foreign prisons.” “But they will die there!” shouted Garcia. “Yes,” said Hassan. “But he would kill them here if he could. In fact, some of his followers would probably cheer if he did.” “Until it happens to them,” said Bob. “They don’t think it will,” said Garcia. “How do we get Jesus back?” asked Hassan. “It will be difficult,” answered Bob. “The inquisition is brandishing the holy book and waving the flag of the Republic!” “But we must try,” said Garcia. “Aye,” said Bob. “We must try.” “At all cost!” agreed Hassan. “The Orange Liar must be deposed.” -KJC20250420