'Twas the night before Epstein, the sharpies redacting
Miles of incriminations, of rich guys impacting!
The pedophiles let out a cry of despair,
Would some go to prison? It didn't seem fair!
What about Trump? Whose lies do abound;
Amidst the black lines, will his name there be found?
And Bondi with her brown nose, and Hegseth with bombs,
Had killed some poor fishermen, and saddened their moms.
When on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter,
The east-wing destroyed, like it just didn’t matter!
Across the street, I saw a big flash,
ICE arresting children with Kristi Noem and with Cash!
The economy now at a new-fallen low,
From Trump’s IQ being so far below.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
Groceries sky high, and higher I fear,
With a leader with dementia, who is quite sick,
I knew in a moment he must be a dick!
More swollen his ankles, his stink and his shame,
And he yelled, and insulted, and called them a bad name:
"Now, Piggy! now, Stupid! now Garbage and Fakey!
On, Crooked! on, Psycho! on, Sloppy and Flakey!
To the top of the roof! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As leaves that before the giant ballroom fly,
When they meet with an architect, who questioned this guy;
So up to the Supreme Court the insanity flew
To be rubberstamped for the President Goo Goo—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard with some guile,
The Epstein files would be shown in a while!
As I drew in my head, and prepared for the lie,
Down Airforce One, on the stairs fell some guy.
He was dressed in a suit, red tie and bad hair,
And his character was all tarnished with lies and no care;
His wife three steps back, and wearing a frown;
She looked like an immigrant but wearing a gown.
Her husband—how wrinkled! The crowd was now sick!
His face all in anger, this guy is a prick!
His drool from his mouth as he nodded asleep,
The pedophile King is really a creep!
The dumb Presidential orders he said through his teeth,
And the dumb as he spoke, had a hole like a wreath;
He had an orange face and tiny little hands
That shook when he shouted, to destroy our great lands. He was chubby and dumb, a selfish old elf,
And I cringed when I saw him—so into himself;
Some crap about magnets and a twist of his head
“If magnets get wet, they’ll die and be dead!”
He spoke not a truth, but went straight to his work,
And don’t take Tylenol; he talked like a jerk,
And downing his Big Mac, and wiping his chin;
And giving an insult to the workers within;
He waddled to his car, to his team gave a whistle,
And they all kissed his ass, like kissing a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“The country is great, as long as you’re white!”
-Kevin J. Curtis, 20251218
Miles of incriminations, of rich guys impacting!
The pedophiles let out a cry of despair,
Would some go to prison? It didn't seem fair!
What about Trump? Whose lies do abound;
Amidst the black lines, will his name there be found?
And Bondi with her brown nose, and Hegseth with bombs,
Had killed some poor fishermen, and saddened their moms.
When on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter,
The east-wing destroyed, like it just didn’t matter!
Across the street, I saw a big flash,
ICE arresting children with Kristi Noem and with Cash!
The economy now at a new-fallen low,
From Trump’s IQ being so far below.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
Groceries sky high, and higher I fear,
With a leader with dementia, who is quite sick,
I knew in a moment he must be a dick!
More swollen his ankles, his stink and his shame,
And he yelled, and insulted, and called them a bad name:
"Now, Piggy! now, Stupid! now Garbage and Fakey!
On, Crooked! on, Psycho! on, Sloppy and Flakey!
To the top of the roof! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As leaves that before the giant ballroom fly,
When they meet with an architect, who questioned this guy;
So up to the Supreme Court the insanity flew
To be rubberstamped for the President Goo Goo—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard with some guile,
The Epstein files would be shown in a while!
As I drew in my head, and prepared for the lie,
Down Airforce One, on the stairs fell some guy.
He was dressed in a suit, red tie and bad hair,
And his character was all tarnished with lies and no care;
His wife three steps back, and wearing a frown;
She looked like an immigrant but wearing a gown.
Her husband—how wrinkled! The crowd was now sick!
His face all in anger, this guy is a prick!
His drool from his mouth as he nodded asleep,
The pedophile King is really a creep!
The dumb Presidential orders he said through his teeth,
And the dumb as he spoke, had a hole like a wreath;
He had an orange face and tiny little hands
That shook when he shouted, to destroy our great lands. He was chubby and dumb, a selfish old elf,
And I cringed when I saw him—so into himself;
Some crap about magnets and a twist of his head
“If magnets get wet, they’ll die and be dead!”
He spoke not a truth, but went straight to his work,
And don’t take Tylenol; he talked like a jerk,
And downing his Big Mac, and wiping his chin;
And giving an insult to the workers within;
He waddled to his car, to his team gave a whistle,
And they all kissed his ass, like kissing a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“The country is great, as long as you’re white!”
-Kevin J. Curtis, 20251218
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