I am CuTRis

Recent things I thought looked cool so I took a picture.

CuTRis Accidentally Destroys Phone Plans UnAssociated Press April 2, 2013 In a devastating blow to the world of technology, CuTRis has accidentally destroyed the plans for his super-great Smartphone that can do anything! CuTRis said that he was eating an extra giant hamburger with everything on it, when he noticed that the ketchup , grease and "special sauce" began dripping down his face. Quickly, CuTRis reached for a napkin--and inadvertently grabbed the one that his complicated plans for the new Smartphone were scribbled on! Before he knew it, said CuTRis , he had completely covered the napkin with the hamburger slop and destroyed the plans! When asked if he could recreate the design, CuTRis said that he doubted it--as it had been created during a "moment of brilliance" he had while using the bathroom after eating all that pizza in the sinkhole . When asked what he would do now, after the disaster, CuTRis said that the hamburger had made him thirsty and h...

CuTRis Invented Phone that Does Everything UnAssociated Press April 2, 2013 CuTRis emerged from the sinkhole in his backyard this morning looking rested and well-fed. He said that the jam session with EFS went very well and that he had also designed a new kind of Smartphone that can do everything . "Some phones can do a lot of stuff," said CuTRis ; "but this one can do everything ." Phone expert Hiroshi "Alex" G. Bell, of the SuperPhone Institute saw the design when he tried to steal it; and he said it was absolutely brilliant and "should leave all other phones behind as if they were dinosaurs !" Fortunately CuTRis was able to escape with the napkin that he had scribbled the intricate plans on--before his invention could be stolen.