No Train Horn Fed to Giant Gerbil in North Korea UnAssociated Press August 8, 2014 No Train Horn, the noted nuclear physicist from North Korea , had nearly finished his life's work. It was a bomb that would single out and destroy only Americans . Unfortunately for No, the supreme leader, Kim Jong-butt became so paranoid that No Train would make a bomb that would eliminate only Kim Jong-butt, that the supreme leader had the physicist killed by feeding him to a giant, starving gerbil . The huge gerbil is said to have eaten Horn in 12 minutes. Today marks the one-year anniversary of the demise of No Train Horn. This sign, is said to mark the exact spot where the giant man-eating gerbil pooped a half an hour later. It is the only known memorial dedicated to the memory of No Train Horn.