CuTRis Imposes Tarrifs on Trump and China

CuTRis Imposes Tarrifs on Trump and China
UnAssociated Press
April 9, 2025

Earlier today, CuTRis imposed an 82 million billion trillion percent "reciprocal" tariff on Donald Trump, and a 44 million billion percent "reciprocal" tarrif on China. The stock market has reacted favorably. Even though he doesn't have stock, CuTRis stock went up 98 trillion points.

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