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Don't Touch the Poisonwood!


Don't Touch the Poisonwood!
UnAssociated Press
March 9, 2024

When CuTRis went to southern Florida, his friends warned him not to get eaten by an alligator!
But when he saw one, it was just lying still, so he got closer. It was poor planning. He also ran across other giant sea monsters!
But he got away before being eaten... But then, he encountered the Poisonwood!
Nobody warned him about that! He would have to improvise...
CuTRis was last seen swimming with a Sailfish, trying to wash off the poisonwood-tree resin.
At least that's what the dumpster birds told the UAP.
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