TC Bear Statue Shot by Police

All Bears Will Be Killed on Sight

TC Bear Statue Shot by Police
UnAssociated Press
June 9, 2014

A statue of TC Bear was unveiled yesterday at Target Field, home of the Minnesota Twins. The statue immediately sustained considerable damage, as police from multiple jurisdictions began shooting the statue because they thought that it was a real bear. Police and several mayors justified the actions by saying the bear statue looked like it was ready to attack.

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