Blue-Footed Booby Gets Employees Fired!

Yesterday bing had a picture of a bird with blue feet on their web page. My coworker told me to check it out. Soon a number of people were interested and watching as I pulled up the page.

"I believe it is a booby!" I announced! Sure enough it turned out that this interesting bird was the Blue-Footed Booby. Everyone was excited to see if I was right; so they all ran back to their cubes and "googled" the word, "booby."

Today, they were all escorted from the office by security for accessing inappropriate materials on the Internet...

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