New Evidence Shows CuTRis Ate Bear!

New Evidence Shows CuTRis Ate Bear!
UnAssociated Press
June 26, 2015

A new photo this morning has skeptics doubting that CuTRis was really ever eaten by a bear. In fact, it now appears that CuTRis may have actually eaten the bear! People who know CuTRis, have said that he can eat a lot and they would not be particularly surprised to find out that he may have consumed an entire bear in one sitting.

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