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CuTRis' Early Morning Launch Goes Perfectly


CuTRis' Early Morning Launch Goes Perfectly
UnAssociated Press
July 22, 2021


The slingshot worked perfectly! The trajectory was spot on! All systems in this high tech space flight were flawless... except for the video footage. That really sucked! CuTRis may have pulled off a perfect 23 minute space flight with only a bicycle helmet, rain poncho, snack bar, water bottle and can of air, but the video proof was flawed by no sound. Also the cameraman had his finger over the lens during liftoff. Nevertheless, CuTRis is the only private hundredaire who has accomplished a trip into space and survived by making a spectacular landing on a throw pillow!

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