Trump says Fentanyl

I had thought that it snowed overnight. The plow went by. I was going to put on my winter gear and go get the snow blower out. However, I found out from Donald Trump that it is actually Fentanyl! It was verified by nearly all of the Republican Party! So now, I'm going to put on a hazmat suit and go get out the Fentanyl blower. Thanks a lot Canada!

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