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CuTRis to Release Movie called, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb"

CuTRis to Release Movie called, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb"
UnAssociated Press
July 1, 2014


"No! Me tough guy! Very smart!!!


Movie fans everywhere are eagerly anticipating the release of CuTRis' upcoming movie, "Kim Jong Un is Dumb." That is, everyone except for North Korean president, Kim Jong Un.




In the first 8 seconds of the movie, the main character, QuTRys, says that, "Kim Jong Un is dumb, and anyone could kick his ass. In fact, if word gets out how dumb and weak he is, the people will rebel and he will end up getting beat-up by a schoolgirl who will take over as president and then things will be much better over there."

When Kim Jong Dumb heard about this he was infuriated! He has threatened merciless retaliation if the movie is released. CuTRis was unavailable for comment due to his hysterical laughing fit (when he heard about the threat).

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