Sheik Farts: Gas Prices Go Up

Sheik Farts: Gas Prices Go Up
UnAssociated Press
July 12, 2013

Sheik Petro al-Muhammad farted overnight, sending gas prices upward this morning. Hopefully the sheik can get control of his gas problem before we all have to pay out the @$$ for a gallon of gas.

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