Monday, July 29, 2013

CuTRis Seen Changing into Superhero

CuTRis Seen Changing into Superhero
UnAssociated Press
July 29, 2013



CuTRis was sighted today ducking into a telephone booth; before making a quick change into his superhero persona, CuTRisMan! When asked if he was indeed, CuTRisMan, CuTRis said,

"Yes... I mean no! Of course not. Besides, there are so few telephone booths around these days how would I ever change into my costume? I mean if that is actually what I was doing..."

CuTRis does have a valid point. With phone booths in short supply since the widespread use of cellphones, where can a superhero change anymore? And what of CuTRisMan? Will he be able to find a place to change if he needs one? Will the villains win next time? Will bad overcome good? Tune in tomorrow! Same CuTRis time; same CuTRis channel... er... url...

2 comments:

LDM said...

That must have been a super speed change, you can hardly tell you don't have any underwear on.

CuTRis said...

For the record, LDM would have nothing to base the previous comment/accusation on.