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CuTRis Defeats Storm Troopers

CuTRis Defeats Storm Troopers
UnAssociated Press
July 24, 2013



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It was reported that Jedi Knight CuTRis was attacked by Imperial Stormtroopers late last evening. He apparently was without his lightsaber at the time--having just come out of the bathroom. Three stormtroopers jumped him and began shooting! CuTRis lucked out when he found a rubber chicken and using it, soundly defeated the three stormtroopers.

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