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Why You Should Buy My Books...

Buy one of my books and I will appreciate it. Buy two of my books and I will think that what you have done is totally cool! If you buy three of my books I will think that you are cool! If you buy four of my books I will become verklempt. If you buy all five of my books I will be overjoyed! If you buy a million of my books, Amazon.com will make a buttload of money--and I might get enough to buy a pizza.

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