My Antioxidant Scare!

I was walking with Larry earlier and I noticed some wild Black Raspberries. I quickly grabbed a few and ate them. Larry said, "they're full of antioxidants." Well this totally freaked me out! I went running away screaming! I ran to the hospital as fast as I could! I ran 17 miles to get there even though the hospital was only 4 miles away... I guess I got lost. Well by the time I finally got to the hospital, it was becoming fairly evident that the antioxidants weren't going to kill me! In fact, when I told the hospital people why I was there, they started laughing! They said that antioxidants are good! Who knew???

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