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UnAssociated Press
July 11, 2013
In another of a whole string of scandals, CuTRis has apparently built a 700,000,000 foot (213,360,000.00 meter) tall... thing in his backyard. The city is threatening legal action as it exceeds the maximum height allowed of 50 feet. Furthermore CuTRis apparently did not pull a permit from the city before building it. When asked about his... thing, CuTRis said,
"I really don't like to talk about my... 'thing.' I don't think it is really anyone's business. Sure it may shade the sun from an entire city block--but what about people who play loud music at all hours of the night? That is disruptive! My... 'thing,' is just out there. It's not hurting anything--it just exists. Stop looking at my thing!"
So far neither CuTRis nor the city are backing down. The city demands that CuTRis' get rid of his... thing by Noon tomorrow or he will face persecution.
2 comments:
You are definitely going to be persecuted because of the size of your thing.
Also be careful - the borg may use the top of it for a cube parking spot.
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