CuTRis Loses Invisible Tape

CuTRis Loses Invisible Tape
UnAssociated Press
May 4, 2016

Reports out of St. Paul this morning tell a spooky tale featuring none other than CuTRis. Apparently while involved in a routine maintenance job, CuTRis has misplaced, and so lost his invisible tape!
"I'm not sure where I put it," explained CuTRis. "It's invisible; so I can't see it!"
Stay tuned for more updates on this tape-related, invisible emergency!

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