Bathroom Controversy Leaves Floor Wet

Bathroom Controversy Leaves Floor Wet
UnAssociated Press
May 27, 2016

As the confusion grows about to who can go to the bathroom where, puddles have been appearing in front of restroom doors. Many people feel more comfortable peeing on the floor for fear of using the wrong bathroom. So far no piles of poop; but bowel movements may be coming.

”The whole thing stinks!” said one man… er woman… ”I don’t know where to go anymore!”

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