Vikings Announce New Quarterback

Vikings Announce New Quarterback
UnAssociated Press
October 30, 2013

CuTRis is New Quarterback

For those who have wondered whether Josh Freeman, Christian Ponder or Matt Cassel will be playing quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings against the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday, the team has announced that CuTRis has just signed a $14 contract to become the first-string quarterback for the next game!

If CuTRis manages to win against Romo and the Cowboys, he has the option to sign on for another game with a guaranteed $15 paycheck! Can CuTRis turn this team around?
"He played Jr. high school football," said Coach Leslie Frazier, "so we're pretty confident that he is as good as anybody on the roster."
We shall see on Sunday if this is the key to turning this team around... or not...

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