CuTRis Escapes from Jail--Leaves Chicken Suit

CuTRis Escapes from Jail--Leaves Chicken Suit
UnAssociated Press
October 11, 2013

CuTRis has apparently escaped from the cage that animal control authorities put him in yesterday after he was caught roosting outside of a feed store while wearing a chicken suit. No explanation has been given for the event--though when CuTRis was asked about it by reporters, he charged them flapping his arms and squawking.

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