CuTRis Failed as Opera Singer

CuTRis Failed as Opera Singer
UnAssociated Press
October 23, 2013

A video surfaced today, of CuTRis singing an Opera excerpt. Some people might recognize the song, but probably not the words. Apparently CuTRis made them up--while auditioning for the Metropolitan Opera. One critic said that CuTRis could be a big star if he only tried. "I sing when I want to," said CuTRis. Some say CuTRis doesn't take his music seriously. When asked about this accusation, CuTRis stuck his tongue out. Needless to say, CuTRis failed the audition when he changed the words of the song--ruining the chance for opera fans everywhere to see him showcase his talents.

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LDM said…

I like it!

10:08 AM

LDM said…

Never truer words were sung.

10:08 AM

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