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CuTRis Looks Good After Football Practice


CuTRis Looks Good After Football Practice
UnAssociated Press
October 31, 2013

CuTRis is Ready



After only one practice with the Minnesota Vikings, new quarterback CuTRis says he is ready! "The team seems optimistic," said CuTRis, "and today's practice felt good! I think I'm ready for Sunday."
 

Comments

LDM said…
Wow! you bulked up quick.
It must be those radioactive steriods.
CuTRis said…
I forgot what football does to your neck! No steroids were needed!
CuTRis said…
The media keeps talking about “concussions.” It’s concussion this and concussion that! They never mention how those hits in the head build up your neck muscles!
Jaggibutt said…
we're just gonna walk him thru the steroid tester real quick, be right back....

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