CuTRis May Have Been a Bullfighter

CuTRis May Have Been a Bullfighter
UnAssociated Press
August 8, 2013

New information made public today suggests that CuTRis may have been a Bullfighter. A picture was obtained by the UAP, showing what appears to be the back of CuTRis as he is about to hit an oncoming bull. When asked about the photo, CuTRis admitted that it did look like him. He also said that while he had never been a bullfighter, he may have gotten into a fight with a bull once or twice. Animal rights advocates are already planning to protest against CuTRis in the next few minutes--unless something more believable comes along that they can protest.

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