CuTRis Asks Obama to Bomb Robot Mantids

CuTRis Asks Obama to Bomb Robot Mantids
UnAssociated Press
August 29, 2013

CuTRis means business! Shown in a photo with robot Mantids, CuTRis said he was recently at a banquet to honor a male mantis named Jooney, for helping the poor. At the end of the banquet, apparently Jooney's wife, Milgo ate him! In fact, said CuTRis, all of the female mantids ate their male partners. While the giant robotic mantids maintain that females eating males is part of their culture, CuTRis has asked President Obama to launch an immediate airstrike against the mantids, before the wussies at the United Nations say they can't do that.

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