CuTRis Back on Dry Land

CuTRis Back on Dry Land
UnAssociated Press
August 5, 2013

CuTRis is reportedly back on dry land this morning after living underwater and holding his breath for 4,313 minutes. This would beat the record by 4,291 minutes--except that no one was officially timing it. CuTRis said he was beginning to blackout after the first day, but was able to hold on for almost two more days before he had to return to the surface to breathe. CuTRis did not appear to have suffered any lasting effects from the prolonged time without breathing--except that he seems to be able to communicate with dolphins and whales in their own language now.

Photo Taken Just Before CuTRis Surfaced

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LDM said…

The only way we could tell where you were was when some beer foam would surface once in a while.

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