CuTRis Hires Suk Law Firm

CuTRis Hires Suk Law Firm
UnAssociated Press
August 15, 2013

CuTRis has hired the Suk Law Firm to represent him in a legal battle initiated by an unnamed animal rights group. The suit is in response to recent photos that have emerged which are questionable. The primary photo/incident in the lawsuit shows CuTRis allegedly about to fight a bull. Before the suit could proceed, it was apparently thrown out by Judge Francis J. Hooligan of the (Lake) Superior Court. When questioned about the lawsuit by the UAP, CuTRis said the suit was a load of bull crap.

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LDM said…

I am a member of P.E.T.A. (People eating tasty animals) and as such support your right to box with bulls- as long as there is a BBQ afterwards!

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