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CuTRis To Become Leftenant: Gets Special Music

CuTRisTo Become Leftenant: Gets Special Music
UnAssociated Press
February 22, 2013


Rumors that CuTRis is taking a job as a First Leftenant in the 2nd Dragoons has appeared for the third time in the last four minutes.

Apparently CuTRis is also expected to begin arriving and departing with Special Music, just like the wrestlers of fake wrestling do. CuTRis has apparently secured the services of a Mariachi Band to follow him around and provide the music whenever he arrives or departs from a room, place or event.

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Jaggibutt said…
bout freekin time

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