CuTRis' Butt Now Owns Cleveland

CuTRis' Butt Now Owns Cleveland
UnAssociated Press
January 8, 2015

Reports out of Cleveland this morning are that CuTRis' Butt now owns that (particular) city in Ohio. CuTRis, who claims the public will believe anything that they read or see on TV, said his butt bought the entire city for $1.85 and a bit of old wire that he found in a parking lot next to Walmart. Speculation is that CuTRis' butt will use the site to build a parking ramp.

Comments

LDM said…

ContructOfuck could build that ramp with that piece of wire!

12:45 PM

CuTRis said…

http://cutris.blogspot.com/2013/10/destructosfuq.html

1:32 PM

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