CuTRis Outlines CuTRisism

CuTRis Outlines CuTRisism
UnAssociated Press
September 19, 2013

According to a statement released by CuTRis, his new religion revolves around enlightenment. He also said there might be beer involved--but the details have not been worked out yet. CuTRis was sitting on a small throne during the press conference. Eventually, however, he said that he was growing tire of reporters and he needed to go meditate.

Comments

LDM said…

You should refer to beer as Meditation Nectar. It is more religious that way.

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