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CuTRis May Have Started His Own Religion

CuTRis May Have Started His Own Religion
UnAssociated Press
September 18, 2013

Speculation around CuTRis living in a temple, is that he may have started his own religion as a tax dodge. CuTRis was unavailable for comment when channel 4 news crews arrived. They were all wearing horrid sweaters and CuTRis merely shook his head in disgust.

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LDM said…
What is the name of this new religion? How many god(s), statues, animals,rock formations, etc do you intend to worship?
Is there gonna be incense?
kool aid?
i don't have much time to research this new religion as my spaceship will take me away soon.
12:34 PM
LDM said…
My old religion has failed me as my spaceship never arrived to take me to Nirvana. I am looking for a new screwball religion now.
9:22 AM
CuTRis said…
You are in luck!
9:45 AM
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