CuTRis May Have Put Voodoo Spell on State Computers

CuTRis May Have Put Voodoo Spell on State Computers
UnAssociated Press
September 24, 2013

The problem with the state of Minnesota's computer system Is now thought to be the work of CuTRis. Apparently CuTRis has put a Voodoo spell on the system. CuTRis was busy sharpening pins and so was unavailable for comment at the time this story went to print.

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LDM said…

I wondered why the computers came to life and are wandering the halls.

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