CuTRis Kidnapped by Giant Arachnid

CuTRis Kidnapped by Giant Arachnid
UnAssociated Press
May 3, 2013

Apparently CuTRis was abducted by a giant arachnid yesterday. CuTRis is thought to be in a cave in an undisclosed location, like in the Mountains of Brazil; but that isn't known for sure--but it is where he probably is. CuTRis is thought to be fine, but likely to have his "juices" sucked out of him leaving only his exoskeleton. CuTRis has been in many dangerous situations before, but whether he can survive this time is doubtful at best.

Photo by UnAssociated Press

Comments

LDM said…

Don't give up! If you drink beer fast enough they can't suck all the juice out of you. At least it seems to work with mosquito's.

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