CuTRis Escapes From Giant Spider
UnAssociated Press
May 3, 2013
CuTRis has told a remarkable tale this morning about his daring escape from a giant spider! This transcript is of CuTRis' story as he told it to reporters.
"I knew the beast was ready to eat me as it came up behind me as if it were smelling a yummy hotdish! That's when I remembered how Bugs Bunny got away when he told that bull to "stop steamin' up" his tail! I yelled at the giant arachnid and punched it in the mandibles. Then I grabbed onto it's mouth parts and twisted until I pulled a piece loose! The spider ran away and I took the piece of mandible and went home."
UnAssociated Press
May 3, 2013
CuTRis has told a remarkable tale this morning about his daring escape from a giant spider! This transcript is of CuTRis' story as he told it to reporters.
"I knew the beast was ready to eat me as it came up behind me as if it were smelling a yummy hotdish! That's when I remembered how Bugs Bunny got away when he told that bull to "stop steamin' up" his tail! I yelled at the giant arachnid and punched it in the mandibles. Then I grabbed onto it's mouth parts and twisted until I pulled a piece loose! The spider ran away and I took the piece of mandible and went home."
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