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CuTRis Voted Off Island

CuTRis Voted Off Island
UnAssociated Press
May 12, 2013


Though CuTRis does not even watch the TV show, Survivor, he was apparently voted off the show. "I've never been on that island, and there are few things I could care less about than that show," said CuTRis, "But it really hurts to talk about it right now--after all I never went through. No doubt had I actually been on the island, with nothing but those weird people, that giant TV crew, and that food truck to rely on for survival, it would have been much worse."

We at the UnAssociated Press understand how you feel CuTRis. Out of all of the bad things that could happen, this has got to be one of the least of them.

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