CuTRis Sells Borg Cube

CuTRis sells Borg Cube
UnAssociated Press
April 15, 2013

CuTRis has sold the Borg Cube to Larry for $87 Billion. After the sale, CuTRis used the $87 Billion to buy lottery scratch off tickets. CuTRis was reportedly very happy because he won $75 with winning tickets!

Comments

LDM said…

Alas, the cube is wrecked. Do you know a good scrap metal dealer?
I need to come up with 87 billion dollars to pay off the bank.

7:36 AM

CuTRis said…

http://cutris.blogspot.com/2013/01/craigs-list-scrap-metal-guy.html

9:20 AM

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