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North Korea Hacks Internet

North Korea Hacks Internet
UnAssociated Press
March 20, 2013


Government sanctioned Internet hackers in North Korea, apparently hacked into South Korean financial computers while accidentally surfing for porn. The Internet is only allowed at Kim Jong-un's house, and he was so happy about the porn that he gave the three unknown hackers immunity from future sentencing to labor camps.

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LDM said…
There is porn on the internet?

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