Kevin & Dave Might Release Pete on North Korea

Kevin & Dave Might Release Pete on North Korea
UnAssociated Press
March 13, 2013

Pete Can Taste Victory

Recent reports indicate that Kevin and Dave are considering releasing Pete on North Korea. Under the "leadership" of Kimberly Un-Jong, the Communist country has really been "pissing us off," according to Dave. "We don't take releasing Pete on anyone lightly," said Kevin, "The devastation unleashed is just too horrible." Pete was not available for comment, but was reportedly doing no-handed push-ups in preparation.

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Jaggibutt said…

LETS DO IT!

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