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Cutris Lands on the Moon

Cutris Lands on the Moon
November 13, 2008
UnAssociated Press

NASA released a statement this morning, that Cutris "may have" landed on the moon. Meanwhile, CNN is circulating pictures and a transcribed version of an alleged interview with the former candidate, now turned space explorer.

The Moon from the Cutris' flying saucer

CNN: What do you see yourself accomplishing on your moon trip?
CUTRIS: I'm going to find out if the moon is really made of cheese.
CNN: Do you have any preliminary results?
CUTRIS: Yes, this moon dirt tastes awful! I'm going to look for a pizza place!

Cutris shown searching the moon for pizza.

Comments

Dianna said…
Thank you for making me laugh out loud!
And these pictures are great. Love the one of you after finding out you have not won the presidential election:))

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