Cutris Crashes Back to Earth!

Cutris Crashes Back to Earth!
November 14, 2008
UnAssociated Press

With no pizza or beer to be found on the moon, Cutris apparently decided to make a hasty return to Earth. According to NASA officials, his craft crash-landed in the desert of southern New Mexico.

Cutris' flying saucer shown crash landing

Though no word has come from Cutris since the disastrous looking landing, he apparently was wearing a revolutionary protective suit, that may have caused him to bounce as much as 16,000 kilometers from the reentry site. Hope remains, that Cutris has survived this tragic event.

Photo showing a protective suit like the one Cutris may have been wearing

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