Minnesota Vikings in the Playoffs?

The Minnesota Vikings can still get into the playoffs if,

1. They beat the Detroit Lions on Sunday
2. The Green Bay Packers lose to the Chicago Bears
3. The Seattle Seahawks lose to the Arizona Cardinals
4. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lose to the Carolina Panthers OR the New Orleans Saints lose to the Atlanta Falcons
and if,
5. Pigs begin to fly
6. Biden and Trump kiss and makeup
7. If the price of gasoline falls below $1 per gallon
and
8. The U.S. National Debt is paid in full

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