CuTRis Beats Self for Mentioning Breakfast Burritos

CuTRis Beats Self for Mentioning Breakfast Burritos
UnAssociated Press
July 12, 2022

After learning that Jill Biden was accused of being insensitive for comparing Latinos to Breakfast Tacos, CuTRis beat the crap out of himself, because he admitted to talking about making Breakfast Burritos earlier that day. CuTRis went on to say, that he did not realize that talking about breakfast food that was often attributed to certain ethnic groups was so insensitive. From his hospital bed, CuTRis vowed to try to be more politically correct in the future.

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