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Nightmare News

I had a horrible nightmare! I was dreaming that an insane billionaire was trying to take over the world with his lawyer, Simon Bar Sinister. I yelled for help! And then a man wearing horns with a painted sword handle on his shirtless torso showed up with a spear and a bullhorn! Then I saw a man smiling as he walked away with a lectern... Just then I woke up and noticed that the television that likes to turn itself on sometimes was playing the news.

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