Trump Pardons His Butt

Donald Trump Pardons His Butt
UnAssociated Press
June 6, 2018

Donald Trump pardoned his presidential butt today; even though his butt has done nothing wrong—except for making most of his decisions and at least half of the president's tweets. His butt had no comment at the time this story went to press.

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