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CuTRis Threatens Sign Stealer

CuTRis Threatens Sign Stealer
UnAssociated Press
August 6, 2014

In the most recent scandal involving CuTRis, he has been accused of threatening to shoot a man who was removing a gun control sign from his yard. Apparently CuTRis threatened to shoot the man for stealing the sign. Thinking that CuTRis meant to shoot him with a gun, the perpetrator ran to police who intervened on his behalf. By this time, CuTRis, was holding his slingshot, and was apprehended without incident. Fearing for his safety, the unnamed sign stealer declined to press charges after seeing YouTube video of CuTRis using his slingshot to shoot a rock through a playing card that was tossed into the air inside of an Old West saloon back in 1867. This apparently was accomplished some time ago... or in the future; when CuTRis was involved in time travel. CuTRis was not available for comment after the incident.

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LDM said…
He should should have time traveled and been available for comment BEFORE the incident.
9:14 AM
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